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  • Walkscore: 91
  • Transit: 79
  • Bike: 91
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Cards Against Humanity’s Andy Kushnir’s take on the neighborhood: 

What began as the jazzy neighborhood of Chicago where Al Capone used to saddle up to the bar and press his syphilis lips to a pint of illegal hooch, has now been replaced by cutesy coffee shops and vegan bakeries. If you’re comfortable pricing out families that have been in the area for decades, the time to buy in Uptown is now, with $325k 3 bed 2 baths growing on trees, you heartless monster. You’ll also be a quick walk to Asia on Argyle which is home to the one and only tank-themed Vietnamese restaurant in Chicago, Tank Noodle, which is a living reminder of the first war that American democracy unwantedly reared its ugly head into. Sounds like a date night!