Boystown

Cards Against Humanity’s Andy Kushnir’s take on the neighborhood: 

Home to the best abs in the tri-state area, boy, you better do them sit-ups if you plan on stepping foot in this gay party paradise, because by the end of the night you will be whipping your shirt around like a helicopter. Situated beside broey Wrigleyville and within vanilla Lakeview, Boystown is the rose that rises from the concrete. With more than 30 different gay and lesbian bars, nightclubs and restaurants you can shantay you stay and grab an appletini at Side Tracks while you sing-a-long to Little Shop of Horrors or sashay away to Hydrate where you will party until 5 am in a cloud of glitter. Grab a 1900 square foot condo today for $800k and by the weekend have some twink calling you Zaddy!